oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

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asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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karmendyjoy2013:

Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000

All of us were shipping them when we were kids.

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oh-dontcha-know:

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

This is my favorite post 

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sammuelsupertramp:

vandekamp:

mermaidmittromney:

just press play

i have waited so long for this. thank you

Good things

yes i needed this sound clip

YESSS.

FMMMM

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karmendyjoy2013:

askbutterscotch:

i could see that. 

i would watch that.

Rupert could play Mr. Weasley 

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unofficialsherlockian:

mavinbro:

allie-whack:

almost-always-eventually-right:

Then, this one soldier who just wanted a cool photograph gets murdered by terrorists that are specifically targeting Tony Stark.

This was the moment that made Tony Stark reevaluate his entire life.

This was the moment that made Tony Stark cut the weapons program.

This was the moment that Tony Stark became Iron Man.

This was the moment that never truly left him.

Because it’s after this moment that Tony Stark proceeds to spend the rest of his life making peace-signs in photos, in honor of a young man who was more of a man than Tony could’ve ever dreamt of being; whose death Tony spent months agonizing over and trying to ensure wasn’t in vain.

Can you not what are you doing to my feels why are you always doing this.

nope.

I just want to point out that after this moment, Tony Stark wanted to give up, and Yinsin was the one who made him push on. And then that was another death made by something he’d created. Those two were the first death’s he’d see and that would influence him in the journey to becoming Iron Man.

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boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.

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