aheroandasavior:

Why I love Tumblr + Smooth

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madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

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seriousmantse:

gamingverse:

This year’s CoD game look’s great!

Lol

seriousmantse:

gamingverse:

This year’s CoD game look’s great!

Lol

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b-0-0-h-0-0:

noshameshane:

heartmindcivilwar:

avenidarevolution:

Victims Of Religion

I have never said what the fuck more to any single post in the history of tumblr,

This makes me physically ill.

This makes me sick to my stomach.

Although I agree that many horrible things happen in the name of religion, I feel like a couple of these were also “victim of drug abuse” and I don’t think that information should be conveniently left out.

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houndoom:

nicolezai:

CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYING LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

u ready bitch

Ahhhhhaha

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littleblueartist:

1000% ACCURATE AS FRICKETY FRACK

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tinpockets:

mousezilla:

sazquatch:

lilithlaquim:

nudiemuse:

lovingyouisredforyou:

poppypicklesticks:

logicsomething:

i’m lucky enough to have encountered a barista malicious enough to do this to me - i ordered a decaf latte with soy milk and they gave me fully caffeinated with cow’s milk. cue hours of panic attacks and feeling sick. ugh

Why do some baristas think its adorable and clever to dick around with people’s specifications?  They can kill someone with allergies with this shit. 

Last summer, I had a stomach infection (sorry, gross, I know) and could hardly eat any sugar at all. After I went to doctors appointments, I’d gotten into the routine of stopping at a nearby coffee shop and getting a sugar free soy latte (because I’m also lactose intolerant). Whenever I gave that order to a certain barista, she would roll her eyes and be kind of rude, but I was like whatever. Then one day, I gave my order and my drink tasted a little better, but I didn’t really think anything of it until I overheard her whispering to another barista something like “I made that girl’s drink with regular syrup and whole milk, I’m so sick of these bitches getting soy and sugar free when they’re not even fat” like she had done something really awesome and clever.
I was horribly sick for the rest of the day.
it’s not uncommon at all for baristas to give me whole milk when I ask for soy. and for me, that just means I get a bad tummy ache, but for some people, that could actually kill them.
So yeah, people who do this shit should really lose their jobs.
[EDIT: Sorry, I didn’t realize the first blog who’d commented was an fatphobic blog. Deleted comment from asshole.]

I had this happen once. I went back the next day and told the manager ALL about my flaming shits, stomach cramps and gas. Then I told her who did it and I’m pretty sure they got fired.

I’ve had this kind of thing happen multiple times. Ordering diet pop and getting regular, ordering sugar free syrup and getting regular…and since I can’t always tell the difference in taste between diet and regular, I finish the whole drink and then end up in the hospital with blood sugar over 40. It’s not fuckin’ cute, people.

What kind of pathetic piece of shit would do this to another person? Yuck.

My ex-boyfriend’s wonderful, artistic, funny grandmother died of an allergic reaction, because someone thought it would be funny to give her something other than what she ordered. 
My mother is diabetic, and managing her blood sugar (really well, fortunately) through her diet and without insulin because it’s damned expensive for her. 
I could go on about my friends and family and their allergies and food sensitivities and religious prohibitions, but I won’t. Whether you think someone’s a “skinny bitch” or a “fat cow,” (either way, fuck you for being a judgmental asshole), it’s not your goddamn place to be the arbiter of their diets, you thoughtless moron. 

I personally get very sick and uncomfortable if I drink whole cow’s milk and I’m not heavy at all. But you know what? It really shouldn’t even matter, because it’s none of your damned business, anonymous barista.
Your job is to make delicious custom beverages. Whether a customer gets something for dieting/weight reasons, health reasons, or just fucking PREFERENCE reasons, you don’t dick with someone’s order. I don’t care how cute or clever you think you’re being for getting back at some random person who just wants their drink how they like it or, in plenty of cases, how they must absolutely have it.
You’re not cute. You’re not clever. You are just an ass and should probably be fired, lest your company violate some child labor law for having an employee so fucking juvenile.

tinpockets:

mousezilla:

sazquatch:

lilithlaquim:

nudiemuse:

lovingyouisredforyou:

poppypicklesticks:

logicsomething:

i’m lucky enough to have encountered a barista malicious enough to do this to me - i ordered a decaf latte with soy milk and they gave me fully caffeinated with cow’s milk. cue hours of panic attacks and feeling sick. ugh

Why do some baristas think its adorable and clever to dick around with people’s specifications?  They can kill someone with allergies with this shit. 

Last summer, I had a stomach infection (sorry, gross, I know) and could hardly eat any sugar at all. After I went to doctors appointments, I’d gotten into the routine of stopping at a nearby coffee shop and getting a sugar free soy latte (because I’m also lactose intolerant). Whenever I gave that order to a certain barista, she would roll her eyes and be kind of rude, but I was like whatever. Then one day, I gave my order and my drink tasted a little better, but I didn’t really think anything of it until I overheard her whispering to another barista something like “I made that girl’s drink with regular syrup and whole milk, I’m so sick of these bitches getting soy and sugar free when they’re not even fat” like she had done something really awesome and clever.

I was horribly sick for the rest of the day.

it’s not uncommon at all for baristas to give me whole milk when I ask for soy. and for me, that just means I get a bad tummy ache, but for some people, that could actually kill them.

So yeah, people who do this shit should really lose their jobs.

[EDIT: Sorry, I didn’t realize the first blog who’d commented was an fatphobic blog. Deleted comment from asshole.]

I had this happen once. I went back the next day and told the manager ALL about my flaming shits, stomach cramps and gas. Then I told her who did it and I’m pretty sure they got fired.

I’ve had this kind of thing happen multiple times. Ordering diet pop and getting regular, ordering sugar free syrup and getting regular…and since I can’t always tell the difference in taste between diet and regular, I finish the whole drink and then end up in the hospital with blood sugar over 40. It’s not fuckin’ cute, people.

What kind of pathetic piece of shit would do this to another person? Yuck.

My ex-boyfriend’s wonderful, artistic, funny grandmother died of an allergic reaction, because someone thought it would be funny to give her something other than what she ordered. 

My mother is diabetic, and managing her blood sugar (really well, fortunately) through her diet and without insulin because it’s damned expensive for her. 

I could go on about my friends and family and their allergies and food sensitivities and religious prohibitions, but I won’t. Whether you think someone’s a “skinny bitch” or a “fat cow,” (either way, fuck you for being a judgmental asshole), it’s not your goddamn place to be the arbiter of their diets, you thoughtless moron. 

I personally get very sick and uncomfortable if I drink whole cow’s milk and I’m not heavy at all. But you know what? It really shouldn’t even matter, because it’s none of your damned business, anonymous barista.

Your job is to make delicious custom beverages. Whether a customer gets something for dieting/weight reasons, health reasons, or just fucking PREFERENCE reasons, you don’t dick with someone’s order. I don’t care how cute or clever you think you’re being for getting back at some random person who just wants their drink how they like it or, in plenty of cases, how they must absolutely have it.

You’re not cute. You’re not clever. You are just an ass and should probably be fired, lest your company violate some child labor law for having an employee so fucking juvenile.

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Daddy makes the perfect bun

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Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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lotrlockedwhovian:

baby-dahlia:

Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get…
You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else.

This is important.

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pathosmind:

gleebegay:

spookymrsboo:

10 Terrifying two-sentence horror stories

nOPE

Fuck this

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858,637 plays

fuckyeahadventuretimegifs:

designerbydaykittenbynight:

coarseoutline:

image

I love this too much.

This is better than every song I ever made.

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

he’s like a teenage girl at a sleepover

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